Why shouldn’t a dog wear high heels?
Maybe not to dance in – I don’t expect miracles.
But just slip them on for a quick photo shoot is all I’m asking.
This was, as it turns out, a bit much to ask.
Apparently, dogs don’t like high heels.
No matter the lively color.
They try out their oh-poor-me-I’m-being-forced-to-wear-fashionable-footwear face.
Which is surprisingly well-prepared.
Then look away, as though they’re trying to block out the horror.
Just a bit dramatic, don’t you think?
Still, at some point you’re then forced to consider…
Maybe some dogs were just meant for flats.
But that leads to the eternal question.
Do brown shoes go with black fur?
Other eternal questions include just how exciting is the Giants winning the Pennant?
And can a beagle ever truly lie on its back on a doghouse?