When finished Christmas Skype-ing with third friend, who has callously moved across the country to Denver,
Should never be left alone with a webcam.
Terrible things will result.
Before long the clothes start coming off.
And the fish cheeks make an appearance.
Excited face joins the party.
He’s a joiner.
It comes from not watching enough ’80s health class videos on the dangers of peer pressure.
Open mouths are contagious.
Though not life threatening.
Sometimes the excitement gets out of hand.
Far, far out of hand.
But then that’s what friends are for.
‘Cause if you can’t creep out your friends,
You might be forced to turn your weirdness to the Internet.
Nobody wants that.
Next year I’m gonna wear the antlers,