I’ve been keeping a secret from you.
About something that happened at the luau.
Near the end of my 2 hour dance-alone-a-thon I was approached by a boy.
I’m going to call him John.
Mainly because his name is John.
He sidled up to me, and clearly encouraged by how I kept frantically drawing Lindsey into the conversation, decided to talk me into going outside with him.
He offered reason after reason, most of which I blithely ignored as I continued dancing.
“Come on, let’s just go outside. You know you want to.”
Finally, he pulled me into his arms, leaned down and whispered in my ear.
“Come on, I’m kinda drunk… and you’re kinda attractive.”
Obviously this has become my new favorite pick up line,
Megan
EDIT: Curious what happened next? Read all about it.
Best Pick Up Line Ever
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Eww! Creeper!
Confession: I have been known to switch a ring over to my left hand ring finger to get out of such situations. Holding out your left hand and claiming to be affianced does wonders.
Here from blog frog, figured I’d better say hi!
“kinda attractive”
that’s incredibly charming!
HAHA! What did you do? That is so funny!
Wow. Just… wow.
Well?
Did you go outside?
And no, I don’t think it’s an obvious answer. Maybe he was kinda attractive too.
Definitely my new favorite too.
You didn’t describe his shirt! That made it even better.
Okay, now I feel bad, because I don’t remember his shirt at all!
“bear vs. bear”
I was about to say that I thought it was “Lumberjack Vs Bear” and then I remembered what you meant by “bear”. It was an awesome shirt.
I think from now on, I’ll just start pointing out the lines that made me laugh the hardest. Today it was – “I’m going to call him John. Mainly because his name is John”
I also like the “kinda” before attractive. You should have said he was “almost” attractive.
I wish I was single, because I would totally use that line. I still may.
Wow. I need to use that line with my husband. It’s too good to not use.
Take me now, big boy! Seriously….
Oh boy … that is a good one …. ew {you do look super hot though}
Thanks for ur suggestion on my header! Appreciate the input! ♥
Hee! That is classic.
Words, they fail me.
Best comeback line: “I’m completely sober, and you’re a jerk-off!”
Haha! That is so ridiculously, hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
Points for honesty.
I’m dying to know your reply. Please tell me you said “And I’m kinda not interested”
If you married him someday, you would have the best ammunition for all time.
Oh Megan, how I love thee! I love that you called him “John” because that was his name. And I love that you shared the best pick up line ever! I’m sure he has great success with that one! Please tell me you didn’t go outside with him…
“Really? Well, I’m kinda turned off because you’re kinda a prick.”
Oh my junk, that’s funny! And soooo flattering. Just like being called Ma’am.
Boy… men and their pick up lines are just so entertaining sometimes… They’re just so melting and charming.
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WOW!! This guy is such a ROMANTIC!! (said as sarcastically as possible, of course!)
Damn! So, you’re clearly all in love and stuff now right? Cuz how could you possibly resist that?
Exactly! I was actually using this post to ease you all in to news of our engagement!
this sounds like an excerpt from a trashy romance novel! and of COURSE we’re all left wondering if you went outside…
Q. How can you refuse a pick up like that?
A. Easily.
What a jerk.
The urge to hunt this casanova down is just about to over take me!
Lawd give me strength…
Megan
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I’m sure that line worked, right?
The possibilities of what you may have said in response to this young man’s advances are endless…This is how imagine this ending:
Megan leans in close to John and whispers, “Really? Because you’re kind of an ass.” Megan then knees him in the junk. And keeps dancing.
The End.
John is kinda blind.
“Kinda attractive” is kinda an understatement.
Ah, come on…he totally had me at “kinda drunk”…
OMG, who lets these guys out of their cages? You look fabulous in the pic, by the way. Oh, and I’m using that line on my hubby tonight, just because I know it will work. But so will, “I like Velveeta.” He’s kinda easy
Wow! That IS a great pickup line! You look way better than kinda attractive, by the way.
Hey, with a smooth talker like that, I don’t know how any girl could resist. Nice sexy face, btw.
HAHAHAHA! What a line. I can’t believe you didn’t run off into the sunset with that one.
Sometimes I look back and regret it. I mean, right there?
That was obviously my Prince Charming.