DC Metro Theatre

Don’t Jump!

August 12, 2011

Kennedy Center

The last time Lindsey and I were at the Kennedy Center I made her go out on the balcony for a photo shoot.

My mom was with us but for some reason didn’t want to stand in the 90 degree heat while I took photos.

(Weird, right?)

In my head said photos would be perfect and the time of the day, meaning that the sun was pointed directly at us, wasn’t going to ruin them.

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Looking at the photos now, though, I fear what I didn’t take into consideration is what it looks like when somebody leans over a ledge.

And now I think these photos appear to be me blithely ignoring my friend’s plight while snapping away.

Which isn’t at all true – I would have at least talked her down while taking photos.

I’m not a monster.

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She took a whole series of me too.

But it’s probably best if I just show you the one from the back.

I could show you the full frontal but it might scar you for life.

Yet… you did somewhat ask for it by coming here.

So you have only yourself to blame.

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I have at least ten photos of me making this face or worse.

You don’t have to say it, but I can feel you all thinking it – I should have been a model.

It never would have worked

I hate fake eyelashes,

Megan

Don’t Jump!

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Radio by Ira Glass

I tried to distract myself from the awkwardness of the lobby by reading Ira Glass' Radio. It didn't work.

“Are… are you here for The Resurrectionist King?” the woman asked as we walked in the theatre doors.

“Yes…” we hesitantly replied.

“Great!” she responded, with a worrisome enthusiasm.

Finding the theatre had taken a bit of work, and we’d started to question why we’d come.

We followed the woman to a desk. It looked like an information counter, with the exception of a piece of printer paper taped to the front reading “box office.” She stepped up to the register and said she hoped we had cash, as they could take credit cards but it wasn’t an easy process.

She then looked at us asking, “are you friends with the cast?”

“Nope.”

“Oh.”

It was at this point I realized I was about to sit through a truly dreadful show.

And it seemed we might be sitting through it alone, given that every other person in sight appeared to work for the theatre.

We needn’t fear – there were 5 other people in the audience.

Four friends of one of the actors and one older gentleman who apparently taught the playwright when he’d been in school.

How had we gotten into this situation?

I’ve been trying to be more on top of seeing local theatre performances, as I’ve had a few accidentally pass me by, so only a week ago I’d sent an email out asking who was interesting in seeing what.

I’d run across a mention of The Resurrectionist King, described as

“It’s 1884 and times are hard at the struggling Theatre Comique.  But Vigo Jansen, DC’s most infamous grave robber, is determined to put on a one-man show.  An amusing backstage drama about life, death and the theft of our earthly remains. Based on actual events.”

They had me at “actual events.”

Thus I had dragged Lindsey and my mom out into the wilds of Maryland to see a show that seemed to be at the production level of a middle school.

A middle school with a terribly poor attendance.

The lights went down and and the stage lights came on, controlled by the stage manager we could see in the loft above the actors.

Then commenced a truly enjoyable night of theatre.

Evan Crump played Vigo Jansen, the Resurrectionist King, with a believable charm and vulnerability. Jeremy Lister was so good as Dr. Crow, the disgraced physician, that I eventually forgot to think about his striking resemblance to Kevin Smith. The rest of the cast - Dexter Hamlett, Rachel Manteuffel, Brandon White and Megan Reichelt – were equally enthralling.

I never reference all members of a cast, but as each person equally made this show a success, it seemed wrong to slight any one.

Nor should I forget to mention Stephen Spotswood’s writing. I was certainly impressed – I hope his old professor felt the same.

If you live anywhere in the region, I highly recommend going out to see The Resurrectionist King. And if you don’t, then maybe take a night and give a local theatre a chance.

It’ll possibly be dreadful.

But every once in a while, you’ll chance upon a hidden gem.

And it’ll be worth it.

Megan

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My Purse Brings The Culture

November 9, 2010

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Pursey Galore isn’t just a stay-at-home-dressed-as-dead-rock-icons kind of bag.

She also loves to go out on the town, cultured-style.

So I surprised her with a visit to the Kennedy Center to see Hair.

She let the sun shine in.

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Thankfully it was a full house.

Pursey loves the spotlight.

Which is great, considering the disco effect that happens every time light hits her sequins.

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What a piece of work is Pursey.

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Taking in the Hall of Nations, Pursey contemplated all the countries out there.

Countries she hasn’t visited.

At least not yet.

Pursey’s got big dreams.

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Pursey isn’t intimidated by the classiness of the Kennedy Center.

There’s no place too fancy for bathroom photos.

Right?

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Most of all, Pursey Galore was thrilled with the private conversation she had with JFK.

But then, I expected they would hit it off.

He always had an eye for the pretty ones.

Pursey loved the show so much she wanted to become a hippie

Sadly I don’t own any flower power pins for her transformation,

Megan

My Purse Brings The Culture

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