Theatre

Radio by Ira Glass

I tried to distract myself from the awkwardness of the lobby by reading Ira Glass' Radio. It didn't work.

“Are… are you here for The Resurrectionist King?” the woman asked as we walked in the theatre doors.

“Yes…” we hesitantly replied.

“Great!” she responded, with a worrisome enthusiasm.

Finding the theatre had taken a bit of work, and we’d started to question why we’d come.

We followed the woman to a desk. It looked like an information counter, with the exception of a piece of printer paper taped to the front reading “box office.” She stepped up to the register and said she hoped we had cash, as they could take credit cards but it wasn’t an easy process.

She then looked at us asking, “are you friends with the cast?”

“Nope.”

“Oh.”

It was at this point I realized I was about to sit through a truly dreadful show.

And it seemed we might be sitting through it alone, given that every other person in sight appeared to work for the theatre.

We needn’t fear – there were 5 other people in the audience.

Four friends of one of the actors and one older gentleman who apparently taught the playwright when he’d been in school.

How had we gotten into this situation?

I’ve been trying to be more on top of seeing local theatre performances, as I’ve had a few accidentally pass me by, so only a week ago I’d sent an email out asking who was interesting in seeing what.

I’d run across a mention of The Resurrectionist King, described as

“It’s 1884 and times are hard at the struggling Theatre Comique.  But Vigo Jansen, DC’s most infamous grave robber, is determined to put on a one-man show.  An amusing backstage drama about life, death and the theft of our earthly remains. Based on actual events.”

They had me at “actual events.”

Thus I had dragged Lindsey and my mom out into the wilds of Maryland to see a show that seemed to be at the production level of a middle school.

A middle school with a terribly poor attendance.

The lights went down and and the stage lights came on, controlled by the stage manager we could see in the loft above the actors.

Then commenced a truly enjoyable night of theatre.

Evan Crump played Vigo Jansen, the Resurrectionist King, with a believable charm and vulnerability. Jeremy Lister was so good as Dr. Crow, the disgraced physician, that I eventually forgot to think about his striking resemblance to Kevin Smith. The rest of the cast - Dexter Hamlett, Rachel Manteuffel, Brandon White and Megan Reichelt – were equally enthralling.

I never reference all members of a cast, but as each person equally made this show a success, it seemed wrong to slight any one.

Nor should I forget to mention Stephen Spotswood’s writing. I was certainly impressed – I hope his old professor felt the same.

If you live anywhere in the region, I highly recommend going out to see The Resurrectionist King. And if you don’t, then maybe take a night and give a local theatre a chance.

It’ll possibly be dreadful.

But every once in a while, you’ll chance upon a hidden gem.

And it’ll be worth it.

Megan

Lessons Learned From a Resurrectionist (Those Not Involving Hooks)

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Ira Glass at Lisner Ticket... Sorta

This is the ticket given to me at Will Call. Apparently I'm too cutting edge for "traditional" tickets.

Before the show began, the loudspeaker crackled out the announcement “please silence all things that make noise.”

The woman next to me immediately responded, “even my whoopee cushion?”

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On the way home, Lindsey and I were discussing her driving.

One of her friends had recently made disparaging comments.

I was reassuring her that I think she’s a good driver.

In the midst of my response, she turned down a one-way street.

Going the wrong way.

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This isn’t funny and probably isn’t at all interesting.

(I like to add that disclaimer to all my stories.)

(I find it really draws people in.)

But I have been to my share of events in Northern VA/DC that end in a Q&A. I’m unaware if this is a national epidemic or simply caused by the political craziness of people in close proximity to the Capitol.

Every single time.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Instead of asking thought-provoking or humorous or in any way relevant questions, person after person uses their tiny platform to share their own political opinion of the moment.

This is known as the “awkward time” to every normal person in the theatre.

During the Ira Glass Q&A there was only a single such question.

I’d like to take this moment to say to my fellow audience members, if you’re reading this, thank you.

You’ve restored my faith in humanity.

At least until I ride the metro again,

Megan

Seeing Ira Glass Live (The Non-Ira Glass Parts)

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DHP Brains

I finally got off my lazy behind, put on my big girl panties and chose a winner for the What Was David Hyde Pierce Thinkin’ contest.

It was hard.

Only-have-one-cupcake-left-and-have-a-guest-over hard.

So thank you.

Because if it wasn’t for you, I’d never have discovered the true thoughts of my one true love.

Before I show you the winner, here are a few runners-up that made me wish I had a dozen Michaels gift cards to give away.

(A few weeks before the contest I uploaded the photo, thought bubble included, to Flickr. Kyknoord‘s comment “Braaaaaaaains” made me laugh every time I logged into my photo account for over a week. So though he didn’t include it in the post’s comments, I felt compelled to share it with all of you.)

DHP Excited Face

Erica C’s entry made me realize that everyone has their own excited face.

Though he didn’t include the all-important pointer finger, David Hyde Pierce gives good excited face.

DPH Sign

I love Alex.

And not just because she understands the basis of my and David’s relationship.

DPH Dan

If this contest had a “Most Improved” category, then Megan‘s suggestion would definitely have won.

Her entry stayed the same level of awesome – it just took me about four reads before I realized the viewable segment of David’s Sundance shirt reads “Dan.”

I’m not actually worthy of judging your hilarious entries.

I’m sorry.

Before I reveal the winner, I should share the members of the top-secret voting cabal – me, my mom, Skye and Lindsey. Having just returned from an afternoon at a USO open house, I ambushed everyone with their required participation in contest judging. Everyone read the list of suggested thoughts (with authors’ names removed) and put a star next to the ones they loved.

Having starred quite a few myself, I was surprised to get my laptop back and discover only one entry received three stars.

DPH Diamond

Though my preference towards entries referencing ’80s movies was a joke, CDG‘s brilliant integration was too perfect to resist.

Or a secret attraction to Bender just blindsided us all.

Have I told all of you lately that I love you?

Megan

David Hyde Pierce Does Love Brains

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