Lincoln

I have what might be considered inordinately strong feelings for Abraham Lincoln.

This was hinted at yesterday, when I shared my Abraham Lincoln Quote a week scrapbook plan.

I also have quite bad taste.

These two natural instincts combined a little while ago, while Christmas shopping through a local hodge-podgy store.

I was supposedly looking for last minute Christmas presents, as I browsed my favorite of all aisles, the one that holds globes and bookends.

I say supposedly because I’m the only person I know who loves globes and bookends.

But if I force that love on other people, isn’t that the real meaning of Christmas?

(Close?)

Lincoln

But then what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature statue of Abraham Lincoln.

I might have shrieked with joy.

Then spent a moment considering giving it to one of my friends.

Then regained my sanity and realized I was buying it and putting it on the shelf by my bed and staring at it every night in a way that really wouldn’t be as creepy as it sounds.

Until, that is, I noticed something about this particular statue.

Something that, at first, caused me to put it back on the shelf and walk away.

‘Cause even I’m not that tasteless, to purchase such an item.

Roughly two minutes later I realized that its tastelessness was its brilliance, and I sprinted back through the aisles, frightened someone else had recognized the genius at play and had snatched up my Lincoln statuette.

Lincoln

Despite my initial rejection, my frantic pleas were answered and my Lincoln remained on the shelf, awaiting our epic reunion.

In fact, a bit of a way down the shelf I found a second Lincoln, which I also purchased.

‘Cause I recognize opportunity when it’s sitting in front of me dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

Before I share the quality that I initially found tasteless, I should emphasize that it wasn’t purposefully done by the manufacturer.

Lincoln wasn’t the only historical figure immortalized in bust on that shelf; there was also a William Shakespeare.

Whom I totally would have purchased for Anna had it not been for the large red ink stain on his forehead.

But these miniature replicas are not just simple statues.

Lincoln

They’re also pen holders.

And I’m now the proud owner of two statues of Abraham Lincoln, each with a large hole in the back of his head.

This might be finest accomplishment yet

Second only to having exposed Canadian treachery,

Megan

Abraham Lincoln & The Tasteless Statue

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Becky Higgins Project Life

Remember how I decided to succumb to peer pressure and start scrapbooking, Project Life-style?

Becky Higgins Project Life

I never promised it would be pretty.

Though I did promise it would be roughly two weeks late, and I’m quite proud to say that on that point, I’ve delivered.

(Please, save your applause ’til the end.)

Becky Higgins Project Life

Yes, my friends exchanged our Christmas presents the first week of January.

This is a huge improvement from last year, when we never got around to exchanging at all.

I gave my presents out on a random Tuesday night in April.

Which was quite a thrill for the two friends who received calendars.

(Being my friend’s quite an honor.)

Becky Higgins Project Life

I pet sat my favorite dog ever.

Which I’ve neglected to share with you.

But get excited now, ’cause there’s toy destruction coming your way.

Becky Higgins Project Life

I’ve lately started holding a Movie Monday event with my Grandma.

(Things to know about my Grandma: she’s rather blunt, adores every movie ever made, and is hilariously awkward, grandma-style.)

(Did you click that previous link? ‘Cause you seriously should. It’s my favorite Grandma story ever.)

(Still no? Totally your loss.)

In the attempt at full disclosure, Skye also attends Movie Monday. But she’s not in the weekly photo, so that fact will probably be tragically lost to time.

Becky Higgins Project Life

This journaling box might usher in a weekly Project Life game, Spot the Embarrassing Mistake.

In my defense, when I typed out this journaling card I had the box so small in Photoshop that I couldn’t actually read it.

In my prosecution, it took me two cards before I considered just enlarging the screen and I did touch type “Jan” as “Jane” twice in a row, for no clear reason.

(Jane, are you out there? And are you infiltrating my mind? ‘Cause if so, that might be a plot of evil Canadians.)

Becky Higgins Project Life

See those tiny little houses and tree? That, my friends, was where scrapbooking stopped being safe and started getting real.

(And by that, I mean that’s when I was forced to break out the exacto knife.)

(Which I couldn’t figure out how to lock until the end.)

(Aptly demonstrating why I should never be allowed to use an exacto knife.)

Becky Higgins Project Life

If I were a slightly less lazy scrapbooker, I probably would have spaced out my writing or have known I needed to do so by doing practice journaling.

On a similar note, expect to see lots of squished together journaling in the future.

(Along with Canadian world domination.)

(Man, I’m really obsessed with that whole Canada-is-evil-and-is-taking-over-the-world thing tonight.)

(Must be the maple syrup in the air.)

(And now you all want waffles.)

(It’s like I’m a magician.)

Becky Higgins Project Life Abraham Lincoln Friendship Quote

In an unexpected twist (I just never know what I’m going to do next!), I’ve decided to include an Abraham Lincoln quote in every week’s layout.

This announcement was met with awkward silence and vague nods when told to Skye and my mom.

Which is just silly, because it’s clearly brilliant.

Especially when you see the Week One quote.

They were shown the Title Page quote.

(Of course I don’t have the Title Page to show you, all I’ve done for it is print out the quote.)

(Then realize I printed it out the wrong way and give up, choosing instead to watch Kim Kardashian’s marriage collapse.)

(Those two crazy kids and their inability to think through little things like holy matrimony, am I right?)

Back to the Title Page quote, it’s my favorite line from Lincoln’s Second Inaugural.

Which my mom greeted with “huh” and Skye greeted with “I don’t get it.”

I can feel your excitement already.

Feel free to applaud now

I know it’s been hard to hold it in,

Megan

Project Life, Awkward Style (Week One)

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Johnston Lake, Banff

This Chipmunk is Canadian*. You can see it in his little evil eyes. *True Story

Are you Canadian?

Then just feel free to skip the coming list – it’s just some basic Canadian facts that you already know.

(Everybody else, prepare to have your non-Canadian mind blown by these true* Canadian facts.)

(*I cannot state the veracity of these facts.)

(Except for the one about curling.)

(That’s totally real.)

Johnston Lake, Banff

1. In Canada, instead of driving cars, people cavort around on moose.

This is so they have true dominance in any confrontation with foreigners and also in preparation for invading America on mooseback.

Having named the animal a moniker that’s the same singular and plural is one of the many signs of its evil intent, yet still subtle enough that Canadians know other nationalities aren’t smart enough to catch on.

Those crazy Canadians.

Johnston Lake, Banff

2. Mounties spend less than 4% of their time rescuing damsels from railroad tracks.

They devote the majority of their energy toward protecting the many secret, underground fortresses dotting the Canadian landscape.

Each underground lair is home to a super villain, each villain perfecting his plan to take over the world, Canada-style.

Johnston Lake, Banff

3. Canadians often pretend to play curling for the observation of other nations, but in reality no such sport exists and the rules are just constantly invented to slowly confuse foreigners.

This is part of a larger Canadian plan to rule the world.

Obviously.

Johnston Lake, Banff

4. Lumberjacks are supposedly strong men with an unnatural love of oxen who fight mankind’s natural enemy, the trees.

But in reality, they’re yet another sub-sect of Canadians arming themselves with all the axes they can carry for the coming global war.

As historians know, so go the axes, so goes the world.

While they appear to be strangely edited, all the above photos are actually things I photographed in Banff, Canada

Yes, Canada actually looks like that

And isn’t that suspicious in and of itself?

Megan

*This post was inspired by the reading of Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw by Will Ferguson, which is funny and I highly recommend. I’m trying out a new way of writing Recommended Reading posts, so tell me if this new way is as stupid as I fear.*

Four 100% (Possibly) True Facts About Canada

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