PSYCH NIGHT margaritas!

One afternoon, while we were seniors in high school, Skye tried to get into her mom’s car.

Sadly, though, she forgot she was too powerful to attempt such a thing and pulled the car door handle right off.

This might have become a vague memory if it weren’t for her mom’s reaction, which was shockingly serious anger.

She yelled at Skye, saying she knew better than to use all of her “brute strength” on the innocent door handle.

And though Skye defended herself, her mom never gave in, always claiming that Skye was, in fact, to blame for HandleGate, as I just realized we should call it.

Last week, Skye & I gathered at my mom’s house for our weekly Psych Night.

(It was the second said weekly gathering this year.)

(We’re easily distracted.)

After eating the veggies my mom had grilled and before watching Shawn and Gus solve a murder in a Victorian mansion, Skye shared her exciting news of the day.

And I marched her outside for a photo shoot.

Skye's Brute Strength

For, on that day, Skye’s brute strength struck again.

And her innocent door handle paid the price.

It turns out Skye’s mom was correct all those years ago.

Skye’s brute strength is a danger to us all.

Skye's Brute Strength

And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t fix the door handle Skye’s brute strength had destroyed.

If you have a moment

Run over to Karen’s World

Because she’s awesome

And not just because she just wrote the sweetest post about me,

Megan

Skye’s Brute Strength Takes Down Yet Another Victim

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Some of you might be familiar with a certain song recently released by Brad Paisley titled Accidental Racist.

If you’re not, then you’re clearly not in on my friend group emails.

(You’ve also  missed out on our recent decision to elect Jeff as the head of our sorority.)

(He’ll be a tough, yet kind leader.)

(Fingers crossed.)

This song’s release has led to quite a bit of public outcry.

Shockingly, most of it isn’t regarding this song being the most boring song ever.

(Seriously, who listened to that song long enough to get to the LL Cool J part?)

(It’s a question for the ages.)

Then, The Colbert Report did a segment about Accidental Racist a few nights ago.

And in the midst of slavery forgiveness jokes, Steven Colbert said the following:

“My favorite country singer is Brad Paisley. I love all his songs: from Alcohol, to Camouflage, to Toothbrush, to Chicken Chet. He writes a lot of his songs inspired by validating his identity at websites.”

Now, some of you might read that and think it’s a funny joke.

But I heard it as an attack.

An attack on a theory Skye has been loudly advocating since 2010.

Skye has long believed that Brad Paisley is fulfilling a college bet that when he got famous, he’d open a dictionary and point at a word, and write a song about whatever word it happened to be.

(Ticks, Online, The Future, Alcohol…)

And if the time has come for all of us to publicly share our personal Brad Paisley song writing conspiracy theories, I must admit, I’m on Skye’s side.

We’d somehow never heard

Of the majestic song Toothbrush

Though we feel it really solidifies her argument,

Megan

p.s. Yes, this is now how I fill my time. Well, this, and, as always, painting.

Skye, Steven Colbert, Brad Paisley, & College Bets

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#ProjectLife I refuse to quit you. (Working on old 2012 layouts!)

I have spent some time working on my 2012 Project Life album.

I have not spent any time uploading South African pics so I can tell you about the deaf homeless man who couldn’t help falling for me.

(And who can blame him, really?)

First official sign of spring? BBQ chicken wings. #yum

I had BBQ’d chicken for dinner last night, officially starting off spring.

Grilled vegetables, I cannot wait to put you inside me.

When my friends get together for bettering ourselves night, we start it off right. Aka, tomato soup & grilled cheese.

My friends recently gathered at my house to start Operation Better Ourselves.

This was our attempt to actually do some of the things (build a website, apply for internships, clean the filth, scrapbook) we keep putting off and feeling crappy about.

(Can you guess which activity was mine?)

It was a lovely night, and helped solidify something I’m working on recently, which is to ask for help.

(Help?)

(See, I’m a quick learner.)

Tuesday Night Quesadilla Party!

We also had our regular Tuesday Night gathering last week.

Which led to discussions of us failing at life, and thus to instituting the Operation Better Ourselves.

It also led to my need to get new place mats, so all my photos don’t look the same.

Anyone know if unicorn place mats are a thing?

What is new with you?

Megan

Awkward Glimpses of The Now

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